Lock and Load

I'm still here. I'm figuring out the direction to take in every facet, right down to the way I masturbate. Anyway, I'm taking my own head, screwing it on straight, and some woman's gonna tell me that it ain't. That's a variation on an SCTV theme. Stay tuned. And a happy birthday to my cousin Liz in Santa Barbara. She's one of my most faithful readers. The injection of youthful, springtime mojo is at hand. Groovy.