Spidey rides with me!

That's right, world. You've been warned. The photo evidence and the sworn testimony proves that I am now a force to be reckoned with by virtue of my powerful friends, you see. And, mind you, this ain't the weepy waterworks Tobey Maguire Spidey that made Topher Grace look menacing. This is the Amazing Spider-Man that once staggered the Hulk, but enough about webhead because I'm tired from exposure. More chills and spills ahead.

"I'll save you, Mary Jane! Touch my can- with your hand, Spider-Man!"