Able was I...

Pregnant and scared? I don't know what to tell you. Who's baby is that? I expect a new angle to reveal itself to me at any moment. Until then, hang on to those babies. Or do what your heart tells you- I'm no politician, thank God. I sit here just after midnight and wait for the revelations to come. Any minute now. Meanwhile I am assailed by advertising which I accept but hate, like a lot of things in life. You see, we, as race, are stupid, stupid, stupid. That's all I'm gonna give you.
It's a trap!! That phrase could bring laughter for a long time. Like a fester bester tester. I can't remember if I'm supposed to separate those with commas. Comas, maybe. If only an exile to Elba were in my future. It's all about perspective.