Fester Bester Tester

Today I crawl from the slime and shout to the heavens, "I am alive!" Watch this space for revelations, artwork, mayhem, maudlin ramblings, and general skullduggery. I appeal to all patrons of the arts to support as many efforts as possible and BUY BUY BUY! Help make this an interesting country, these United States, and dress up your share of it. I am born.